Billy Penn

Philadelphia

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

A New Jersey-based fan named Rev Ciancio visited 77 different ballparks this season. At each one, he would get a hot dog with mustard, eat it after “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” and grade it. Here are his top 10:

10. Joliet Slammers (National Association of Professional Baseball): A “rock solid” offering.

9. Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (Triple-A PHI): “Exactly what a ballpark hot dog is supposed to taste like.”

8. Sussex County Miners (National Association of Professional Baseball): “They’re the only team that I’ve been to that has a ripper, where they’re actually deep-frying the hot dog.”

7. Albuquerque Isotopes (Triple-A COL): “It’s almost foul to highlight how good the hot dog was because there’s so much good there.”

6. Boston Red Sox: “This is one of the Major League stadiums where the lore of the hot dog holds true.”

5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (Double-A SF): “It was just a well-rounded hot dog. Like there was magic and you don’t know why.”

4. Brooklyn Cyclones (High-A NYM): “It’s part of their culture to have a good hot dog.”

3. Chicago Cubs: “I feel like Chicago teams have a right and a duty to produce good hot dogs.”

2. Chicago Dogs (American Association): The poppyseed bun was an “ingredient difference maker.”

1. Reading Fightin Phils (Double-A Phillies): “When you eat a hot dog at Reading, it’s as though every single hot dog was individually cooked. One person took one hot dog and made sure it was perfect.”

Read about Ray here: https://t.co/WIAW3fDvtP

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Good morning.

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Perfect illustration of Cam Jurgens the entire half.

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NC State is gonna take the intentional safety and head out of Vanderbilt with a win…

AND THAT BALL IS OUT!

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That’s $537,500 more for the same home

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Homeownership has become a luxury

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Carter now will be under contract to the Eagles through the 2031 season.

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MOOD FOREVER:

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another championship.

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LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY.

By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, @KingJames.

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AJ Brown finally free of the 2x Super Bowl champion team and Super Bowl MVP QB

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they were in fact not wrong