Online Philosopher

I am HIPHOP, Astronaut in the making, I rep @trailblazers and some football

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Boy has decided to escape National League Football.

[New Singaporean🇰🇪🏇🏿 @NewSingaporean_]

Paulo Coelho was absolutely right:

"This world is full of idiots distributed strategically so you can meet at least one per day."

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[6'2shin @2SHIN]

the problem with 'leaving twitter' is that this is still where actual smart ppl are

every other platform is full 20 year olds with mini mics trying to explain shit to me

whereas twitter is full of fat ugly ppl who would never dare show their face but actually know their onions

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I'd rate our solar system one star

[Metal Door Babe @W_Mukono]

Luckily for Abel Mutua, the constitution is better than us. When he eventually runs to it for refuge, it will not hold the press tour he is on to disregard it against him.

[Online Philosopher @billyraptivist]

@papakmk @kamauwaruhiu Skill issue

[Online Philosopher @billyraptivist]

@JessyLesley Recession indicators

[Online Philosopher @billyraptivist]

@WanjiraL

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Mmeanza kuwa watu bladfwakni. Someone rob his house or steal his content we see which constitution will be used to seek justice.

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

I don't think the world is ready for it's first Talibabe. It'll change the trajectory of Twitter gender wars for the foreseeable future.

[lil duval @lilduval]

No matter who you are, Life will move on perfectly fine without you

[jacob juma @kabetes]

You can rob Kenyans of their taxes, threaten them, imprison them, kill them, and masquerade as a leader but one day, you will also perish.

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[Lonzo Ball @ZO2_]

I retired? News to me lol cuz I’m still waiting for a call… NBA season long 🤷🏻‍♂️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck 63% of you.

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Not owning a PS 5 says a lot about your girlfriend...

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

No such thing exists

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Hawa players wanadai mpaka allowances za last year.

Sidhani wana plan kuku fool. They just want their dues.

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.