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Must have been hard for lumberjacks in 1969. People didn’t know if they were talking about their stock of wood or just some music festival

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When my barber asks what I use to style my hair #HouseoftheDragon

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Position of the north magnetic pole since 1590

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Damn no love :( @BuschBeer

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@BuschBeer I deserve some beer money because I just finished my Senior Thesis and would love a delicious #BuschLatte to celebrate #passmeabusch #contest

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Putting on socks has emerged as one of my least favorite parts of the morning. It’s sneaky hard and you really gotta do it every day???

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@UCLAWaterPolo Live stream is down!

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@budlight I'm open! #GridIronBeerSleeve

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@KevinYa67444353 Reply with a better time buddy

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I just beat #MinesweeperOnline in 458 seconds on Expert mode! https://t.co/qjleljyyPN #MinesweeperOnline

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Be honest, does anyone actually use their pinkies when they type?

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@ColeMarshallepw You need to do the healthy thing and voluntarily re-toxify yourself

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Has anyone figured out how to roll 3 trash cans at the same time yet?

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@evantarr_24 And where the fuck is the z?

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Does anyone actually consistently know how to spell exercise?

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The CDC says fully vaccinated people can stop pretending they like fancy Dijon mustard more than Heinz yellow mustard

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@markycasty That one feels like a 5 star resort and spa compared to the one on Nassau

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Does in-n-out just microwave frozen fries and give them to you? God they are so bad

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@like_abass_ Greatest slot receiver that never was. The recess field was never enough of a platform

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Yes, I know if you’re wearing a scarf in the library you are probably smarter than me, but that still doesn’t mean you can cover both outlets with your unnecessarily large charger plug

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@HurleyJ18 This is so good