Billy Says What

BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

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@TheRonnieShow: "yo what's up guys happy to be [on @thegooncast]"
@billywavy: "happy to have you"

#BillyCordial

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@billywavy: "so they come up, yada yada yada, theyre giving the speech then out of nowhere you see people freaking out behind them"

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@godpersonified: you get a sudden spike in the [number of] shots—
@billywavy: "DOUBLE SHOTS! LETS DO ANOTHER!"

#ReenactmentsByBilly

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@billywavy on Flat-Earther @KyrieIrving:
"He's kind of a dumbass."

#IQTestsByBilly

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@godpersonified: A lot of people view me in a different light and think I'm a wonderful fella, guys
@billywavy: WHO

#TheTruthIsNowhere

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@ggmsownjaymac: This week we found out @ericandre is dating @rosariodawson—
@billywavy: —famed actress

#TMB

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@godpersonified how much fun it would be to drive a train kick it up to 45mph just a little too high
@billywavy you'd prolly die
#BTrain

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@godpersonified: i feel like @MrMidnightSnack, one of its weaknesses—
@billywavy: is that it sucks

#Analysis

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@ggmsownjaymac it seems like every person [Trump] picks is some kind of supervillain
@billywavy its a weird time to be alive

#WorldWarB

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@godpersonified: how would you describe @Pontillo8881?
@billywavy: a burden

#BiosByBilly

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@godpersonified: to my left, the SPARK of @thegooncast... get it?
@billywavy: kid thinks he's clever

#ColorBillyUninpressed

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@Homelesspimp: billys drinking beer out of an arizona icetea can that says $1.25
@billywavy: its like a lager its pretty horrible
#TouchKegs

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@Damnit_Brad: the guy who also deals other prescription drugs
@billywavy: dope

#DoubleBilltendre

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on @Damnit_Brad's sympathetic tale:
@Homelesspimp: this is like an episode of 7th Heaven
@billywavy: i know i love it!
#BillySchadenfreude

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@Homelesspimp: and then this nazi kid shows up in this nazi hat—
@billywavy: was it a fitted or snapback?
#FascistHeadwearByBilly

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@godpersonified we got a guy he's one of the best guys IT'S BILLY whats goin on billy
@billywavy not a lot coach

#BillyNightLights

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@ggmsownjaymac: you always say "i wish i were dead"
@godpersonified: i always say that
@billywavy: hes a melodramatic pussy
#DrBill

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@ggmsownjaymac: the brains of the operation was this guy named pierre
@billywavy: ah his name was pierre of course
#FrancoBillyRelations

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@billywavy on @godpersonified's singularity outfit:
"youll be on some boring-ass modem you think you're gonna be a robot?"
#1stGenAlwaysLame

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@billywavy on most likely scenario of @godpersonified's immortality:
"hey look at this old motherfucker lets all go not hang out with him"