am not him

i might be him

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

through concentration, i can raise and lower my cholesterol.

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

i dont believe in coddling people.

[riri @chainsawdollie]

my dreams are filled with people who i dont talk to anymore and who probably dont even think about me

[mary ana @evermoremary]

“clichês são chatos”

eu quando ocorre um crime em uma mansão remota durante uma noite tempestuosa e o assassino só pode estar entre os convidados do rolê

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

not a bad day...

[Kamran @CitizenKamran]

Adani : I am working on a Hydropower Project, it’s cost is ₹5675 crore

Maharashtra BJP Govt : Cool. Deposit ₹227 cr for Wildlife Protection as per rules

Adani : I think my project’s cost is ₹56.75 cr only

BJP Govt : Okay.

Adani : How much do I need to pay now?

BJP Govt : ₹56.75 crores only

Indian Express exposed this.

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

@potatochippss24 whatever man

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Jensen Huang starting his own chip company to rival Nvidia

[alex 🤖🔪🧠 @tsivitaler]

there is smoke coming from my gpu, a new ceo has been chosen

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

wtf is that hand gesture, man? why are so many politicians just straight up retarded

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

JUST NOW: Unopposed Speaker candidate @RepJeffries lists "Dramatic change" priorities for Democrats in the next congress...

-"End the war of choice in Iran"
-"Stop the Trump tariffs"
-"Reverse the Medicaid cuts"
-"Reverse the SNAP cuts"
-"Extend the ACA tax credits"
-"Take substantial steps towards bringing about our commitment to Universal Health Care"
-"Get big money out of politics and end Citizens United"
-"Prohibit members of congress from trading stocks"

[Telemachoz @meshmwandishi]

Jobless with Michael Carrick, Jensen Huang and others

[autumn | korra defence force captain @autmncomes]

i think i’d actually die of happiness if a girl liked me

[BlowJob Mack @West_columbiasc]

Figured I’d toss my hat in the ring

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

i like discipline. i like being told what to do. i get off on it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"who got you smiling like that?" the voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone.

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

downsizing?.. yeah, i have no problem with that. i have been recommending downsizing since i first got here, i even brought it up in my interview. i say bring it on

[Jo🍒 @jojohalle_]

Sometimes, I just wake up in the middle of the night and start applying for jobs.

[am not him @billystinkwatr]

@financeehoe no shit, sherlock