Melburn Bass Gal ™

Billy Willows but with a bit less ✨pep✨

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

I am not in my late twenties I am in my deep twenties, like I am at the bottom of the pit of despair that is your twenties

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

@ellorysmith My 2013 MacBook Air is still going strong (kinda)

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

threads is diluting the boundary between the real world & the shadow world. i am Afraid— the instagram self (charming, chill, appropriately normal) should never bleed into the twitter self (burdened by the gift of prophecy)

[teryn @youngtiddy]

starting a new social media app called Threats where we post threats

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

@veryfamouswoman Unhinged and good taste? Marry him

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

getting readyyy for my party what r u guys wearing

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Getting rejected from a job at a company only for them to subscribe you to their email list. Evil, wicked work.

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

My current delusional belief is that if I was born into a rich connected LA family I would be Dua Lipa right now

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

When I was a kid I thought that if I slept with a bracelet on, any would be kidnapper would see that and think I was a doll, not a human, and therefore leave me alone

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

finally getting adhd meds is great and all, but I still have 27 years worth of tasks and overwhelm to catch up on

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

About to move house so naturally I have to film an apartment tour first, but I still haven’t finished my apartment tour video from 2021 🫠

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

my morning routine is to brush my teeth, wash my face, have a coffee and do a few stretches, usually takes about 4 hours and 45 minutes.

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

@ffatboysrule Yes! I have a bag of lemons cos I was gonna dehydrate them but keen to give that a try, how do I do it?

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

Update: it did. I have black hair now

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

holding my cat's tail against my face to see if his hair (fur) colour would suit me

[trash jones @jzux]

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

Of course, even though you’ve seen the film a thousand times, you have to hit pause before opening the message because you can only focus on one thing at a time

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

ADHD is watching a 90 minute movie so you can go to bed on time, but pausing it to respond a message and only getting back to it two hours later

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

they should invent a way to redeem all the dvds I bought as a teenager into infinite streams without having to pay for netflix binge stan prime etc

[Melburn Bass Gal ™ @billywillowsxx]

i’m not crying and patting rescue dogs in public, you are