DIREKTØRSNEGL

Co-host of The Hungover Desperandos. Former Olimpican. May the best scum win

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Fantasy football punishment:
Hair transplant your pubes on your hairline

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kohls cash is the next bitcoin

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If you get TAXES tattooed on your forehead you never have to pay them again

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the ideal male body is the sebulba build

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all i want is the sweet kiss of the flames

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Finally

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.@BhadBhabie needs to drop a song soon, we fans are getting restless @t_macdaddy

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RIP Waymond

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where were you when katie wah was taken?

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if moo deng has 0 fans I am not on this Earth

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Imagine you spend your prime metabolism years being fat

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recent movie releases been hittin lately

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I miss Pangaea. Good times

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Dreams really do come true

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All I want for Christmas is Shrek 5

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i wish me n all the babies i was born with could have a party

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Getting called honeybun in the middle of the grocery store gotta be bottom 2

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I need to meet the producers of Love Island USA this season because they are absolutely sadistic

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Tastes potable

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History books will speak of their greatness

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they need to bring back the scholastic book fairs now that i got my own money

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.@Usher where the hell was hey daddy