Blunt Trauma

🛸 Jays, Habs, Bills

[Blunt Trauma @billzbacker]

@Sportsnet Who fucked the play-by-play announcer's wife??

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@RGIII How's that ligament doing buddy?

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@insiderJmoney @NHL Now do assists

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It's those fuckin 5g towers

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Zach Charbonnet. Torn ACL.
Patrick Mahomes. Torn ACL.
Marshon Lattimore. Torn ACL.
Michael Penix Jr. Torn ACL.
Micah Parsons. Torn ACL.
Malik Nabers. Torn ACL.
Tucker Kraft. Torn ACL.
Gabe Davis. Torn ACL.
Tyreek Hill. Torn ACL.
Nick Bosa. Torn ACL.
Zach Ertz. Torn ACL.

Wake up.

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@Houseofyogi @DHSgov @HiltonHotels Every day, people like you remind me of how proud I am of my education system.

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@ICEgov @HiltonHotels " If y'all don't own up to this, I won't be takin' my stinky, inbred family to your properties no more! "

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@stoolpresidente

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All fun and games until the zamboni needs an oil change every 1/2 flood

[BarDown @BarDown]

Hockey players, what are your thoughts on bandy?

(Via: @_bandy_video_ / tt)

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@aubrey_huff I tried this at my local dive bar and got charged with criminal harassment. Thanks a lot Aubrey

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@TheRealDevon @BayAreaEmo Clueless comment

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@yorobbie132 @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Bruh are you 12? Use your words. At least try and explain to me why you think that, because otherwise people are just going to think you're plain retarded. I'm trying to help you out here.

[Blunt Trauma @billzbacker]

@yorobbie132 @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli Completely dodged my question, so I'm assuming you agree with me that he was the best available player. Don't give me the situational bullshit. This isn't the fucking NFL. Imagine the Blackhawks picking Reinbacher over Bedard because "they needed a 2nd pairing D"

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@y0ub1gmad @hunters174 @JomboyMedia Right. Go blue yays.

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@XxplainB @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli "On pace" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Blunt Trauma @billzbacker]

@yorobbie132 @PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli So the real question is who would YOU have taken with that pick? Take a look at the recently signed NHL contracts. Do you really believe they're paying him too much money?

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@PDProdigy13 @TonyMarinaro @FrankieBorrelli So much hate on Slaf just because he was better than everyone else born in 2004.

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@Trabm224 @NFL_DovKleiman False, look it up again

[Blunt Trauma @billzbacker]

Beyond words. We have the worst manager in all of baseball.

[The Island of Releafancy @Game_Blouses_]

“Billy, this is Brandon Little. One of the most dogshit pitchers on the roster, and an absolute liability who cannot be trusted in any position of leverage whatsoever. The only defect is that every human on the planet knows this except John Schneider”

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@Sid_Seixeiro Keep going Sid, one of these a day for the next 3 years and Breakfast Television might call back

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@Blue2Ballers @itsfrankietee @hunters174 @JomboyMedia I said "my bad" to this guy once right after I fucked his sister. Do you think I felt bad?