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nothing is ever that serious

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

God is putting me in a sock and swinging me hard as fuck into a wall later if you want to hang out

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

becoming a part of someone's life is actually a pretty big deal i wish we were more careful

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster..

[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

I love saying wrong bitch

[🫧 @gunsnlilies]

i used to hate it too but honestly over the time i’ve realised that being compassionate and embarrassing yourself in pursuit of love in times like today’s is an act of bravery so i give myself more grace even though my love was unrequited.

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

what does that fat fuck even need a trillion dollars for

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

how i sleep every night knowing these bitches ain’t fwm:

[Adrián Trader @IamAdrianTrader]

Y de repente...

Empiezas a entender a tu tío borracho sin mujer ni hijos

[° ʚ 𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐚 ɞ ° @liamarshallxo]

i left your father cuz he wasn't posting me on instagram

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Sim Guru The Wig Bender 👩🏽‍🦲🖤 @TheSarah_O]

Go head and give that social media manager a raise 😭

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid