i feel like steve from american dad in that one episode where he tries to ask stan what he’s up to on the phone and stan instead goes into grave detail about how he would kill himself
maybe i wouldn’t be afraid of driving if my parents just let me have one of those shitty kid sized toy cars
that way i could crash them and be prepared
reading back at my old tweets always feels weird bc i’m like a lot less me than i used to be
maybe i’ll be more me in the future but it just feels weird now y’know
hell yeah