Benjy

currently roleplaying as a sidewalk paver

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@4rogs_ @livvanii i read this book i thought it was awesome

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@4rogs_ @basedosuplayer my coworker would say this about me to a customer whenever i stammered my language and it pissed me the fuck off every time

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ex’s ex (whom i was in a brief poly relationship with) just got engaged. what tha hell

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i cant believe i just phone banked someone named Zelgo Kragg who’s voicemail is “For context, all my life wars have been present. Leave a message at the beep.”

who the fuck did i just call

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CHICAGO POPE CHICAGO POPE

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@june29289107 fair fares coming in clutch once again 💪

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@gabbystart_ this is more nuanced than anyone could imagine

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@virgoteeth fiona burger is like the opposite of nothingburger bc fiona is everything

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@stinky_rowan :(

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im torn between owing my mother nothing and owing my mother everything pls help

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the fascists love my sign aww <3

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im gonna meet the governor tmr. this is my job

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windchill of 13 degrees… fools spring, how could you…

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I LOVE FOOLS SPRING!!! Finally the winter is over and it will stay this warm forever and never get cold again

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I LOVE FOOLS SPRING!!! Finally the winter is over and it will stay this warm forever and never get cold again

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Two months ago I asked my old thesis advisor for grad school rec letters, and I have continuously reminded her about it since and the applications are due TOMORROW and she STILL HASNT SUMBITTED THEM! If i dont get into grad school bc of her I WILL GO INSANE!

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@lifeoftheswine i have 110k likes under my belt, its time to get my paycheck

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well, thats it. A washington park interview of me has gone viral on instagram and tik tok. Should i move out of nyc? should i kill myself?

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for sale: grim weeper sord, this thing is super bad. never worn

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@futchwhisperer ANNABELLE NO STOP DONT DO IT THATS THE SOUP THAT MAKES YOU GAY ANNABELLE NOO

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@weeebien i love bringing DE old man yaoi to my government agency building every day