slutty abe

two sets of cunt

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hosting an Erika Kirk themed squirt off

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my drunk ass can’t figure out how to join this breakout room for work

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on a big beautiful walk to the liquor store

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getting a Brazilian wax for my first day of work just in case

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one tooth wonder

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The Bachelor is a really good show to watch if you’re learning english as a second language. All the vocabulary and syntax is so simple

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obsessed with how 9/11s are mandatory now………….<3

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i stay on hitler dot com for the bots i love them sooooo

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don’t worry i’m just a self employed mukbanger

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i’m being energy raped by my job and no one even cares

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not you being employed that’s messed tf up

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didn’t apply to a job because everyone that worked there was ugly. do i look like someone that would work with uglies #no

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@C_3C_3 would.

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@spectatorindex finally!! i haven’t brushed my teeth since the ban

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having a sigh-off with the french woman in my waiting room

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trumps chakras are so fucked. so many blockages.

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hell, jesus would’ve aborted you

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joe dispenza meditations don’t work on me because something doesn’t sit right about a straight man speaking

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would for both btw

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monday