han 🇵🇸

commission an oil portrait, bitch

[han 🇵🇸 @bimboconvention]

The foundational texts

[☆☆ @hekillshot]

the loser will have to pay reparations to indonesia

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The 17 minutes when Curacao were level with Germany

[Shank @Shankballs]

Curaçao equalising and holding on to 1-1 for 17 minutes. 😭😭

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Sir a second European nation that likes to drink has hit boston

[han 🇵🇸 @bimboconvention]

Why are so many of the Scottish guys in Boston for the World Cup bald? Are Scottish men more likely to be bald ? Does liking soccer make you bald? Whats the correlation here

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

I will die for my country of scottish boston

[han 🇵🇸 @bimboconvention]

The manager of the Curaçao World Cup team is named Dick Advocaat? Penis lawyer ??

[Sean Francis @musingmymind]

RIP to a real one

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

worst superpowers: Albert Heijn-vision. a small arrow in the corner of your eye directs you to the nearest Albert Heijn supermarket at all times. You do not live in the Netherlands.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[han 🇵🇸 @bimboconvention]

I’m so history minded I forgot printers existed and asked Thor is they still use the printing press to make books

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[BIANCA 🪩 @biancunty]

las medias efecto piel son la prueba de fuego de la solidaridad entre mujeres. pacto tácito, fingida de demencia silenciosa, yo no veo los pliegues de la tela ni la ausencia de tu rodilla en las medias y vos no notás las mías. vivimos en armonía, seguimos para adelante

[han 🇵🇸 @bimboconvention]

@OnlyInBOS I was there on Saturday night and they were really nice 🥺

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

Nestlé es de las multinacionales más criminales de todo el planeta, aún más cuando estaba bajo la dirección del sociópata de Peter Brabeck.

Niños de 5 años son esclavizados en los campos de cacao de Ghana, donde multinacionales como Nestlé consiguen la materia prima a precio de saldo para conseguir máximos beneficios con su chocolate.

Nestlé no sólo esclaviza a niños en plantaciones de cacao y café, también arrasa con los manantiales de agua y bosques enteros para plantaciones ilegales, promueve fórmulas dañinas para bebés, contamina masivamente con plásticos...

Este es el interior crudo del capitalismo, un sistema donde la avaricia es tal, que con su infinito gasto de recursos acabará devorando la naturaleza y exterminando a la humanidad, destruirá sus 2 fuentes de riqueza.

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[debbie @dm4uz3]

archaeologists be like: yeah we're dating

[han 🇵🇸 @bimboconvention]

Lowkey where the fuck does Dunkin get off charging $8 for a medium coffee of any kind ???