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boner positive!

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two old folks in my building talking at length about the puzzle in today's paper. I want that life

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@boymischief666 lemme know what you think!

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@ts_n_ovrwhelmed the tonfa retrograde is affecting me

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well she's mormon... they only changed their stated beliefs about dark skin in like 2013

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Sebastiane (1976) might be the ultimate twink film

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developing a shame kink in order to get into posting

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A Jackie Chan directed Spiderman movie would have fixed US-Chinese relations

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scaring myself into mental health by watching the dance scene of Grey Gardens on repeat all the while muttering "this is you"

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@Santos4Congress don't listen to the haters sweetie!

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@Chinchillazllla slay

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we need an Eve Ensler for uncirc'd trans bitches

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woke up with a nightmare before sunrise, decided it was time to watch Jeanne Dielman-- might have been the best way to encounter it

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thank u pornbots 4 following; i sugar daddy hacked unlock want on t-shirt

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If anime were real they'd probably think we look like freaks with our little eyes and pores

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Godard was kinda nonbinary

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Hello Sharks, today I have for you, 90lbs of bleeding fresh meat. I will now dump it into your tank. This Show is called Shark Tank, thank you for being a beautiful audience.

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Best thing a parent can do is convince their kid a Spooky Creature lives in the nearest forest. It's good for them!

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It's called bad time management okay, & it's what keeps me quirky

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imagine living 6 minutes from your job and still being late for work