☻ BINI_BIMI ☻

boy mom 👦🏻 reluctant modern slavexhousewife 🤦🏻‍♀️ perpetually anxious 🥴 | she/her 💖🎀

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

"What would you like to do if money were no object? How would you really enjoy spending your life?" : An I-Just-Got-Introduced-To-AlanWatts Thread

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@Cakezilla_again @imagesaicouldnt Everything looks perfect except it’s unsafe to leave meat out for more than (>)2hrs. Let meat get to room temp in <2 hrs or less!

Just wanna correct this typo in case somebody follows your awesome tips literally :)

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@GatesWagon @_united24 What app is this?

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@Mattwhu What app is this? That truck is so cute 🥰

[Adele Data @data_adele]

17 years ago today, @Adele released her first single “Hometown Glory”.

— The self-written song paved the way for one of the greatest music careers. Adele would go on to win 16 Grammy Awards and become one of the best selling artists of the century.

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

what the husband in anatomy of a fall was doing before he fell off the roof

[mon chérri 🍒 @forevamon]

Martha texting from her iPhone #BabyReindeer

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

Wordle 1,012 4/6

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[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

✨mentally I’m here✨

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

Not all men but still, men 🙄 #WeaponizedIncompetence also, that vocal fry is killing me 🙉

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Didn’t clean your kitchen for a week cause you &your kid had Covid? Ok understandable.

Now Imagine my shock when she said that she had a HUSBAND in the household??

B:TCH!

& y’all over here trying to convince single women that being unmarried is a flaw or something LMAOOO.

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@githii @Morbidful Good Guy Githii! 🤠👍🏼

[Joy @joy_posts]

@Morbidful K9 Lorenzo (Enzo for short) is a mixed Askal/Aspin working at Mactan-Cebu International Airport.

He's trained by professional handlers and associated government agencies in the detection of IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices)

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@BOBUTAH_X @TizzyEnt This made me snort on my fuckin coffee maaaan 😂🤣🤣

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@_cyyndaquil @FluentInFinance That’s ALDO, but Aldi has shoes too! And clothes! And cookware! And toys! #AOScahcaw

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@Gonzalezz_956 @itsfreetelly Check your emails, their reply might have gotten lost in the junk mail!

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

@mavewreak Get their names: arresting officers, judge who approved the warrant, all of these pigs! Pinoys seriously need to stop putting rich people on a pedestal!

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

They’re Targaryens, duh

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Wait a minute-

[☻ BINI_BIMI ☻ @bimsterrific]

✨Filipinos are resilient✨
✨Good Vibes Only✨

#toxicpositivity

[Rappler @rapplerdotcom]

WATCH: The PNP band loudly performs to divert attention from the chanting of protesters in front of the Police Regional Office 7 in Cebu City on Thursday, September 21.

Various groups conduct protests to commemorate the 51st anniversary of the declaration of Martial Law. #NeverAgain #NeverForget #MartialLaw51

https://t.co/eG2h2et1fj

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The way a newborn reacts when their mother gives them their first kiss.

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Aliens 🤯

Yes that’s right. Mexico just unboxed not one but two Aliens 👽

Just as 2023 could not get any more strange.