bimzzyy

welcome to my diary

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

@rameenie She needs to shut up!

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Why my legs look like drumstick from church’s chicken

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

I’m putting myself in timeout bc why was I crushing over a guy for a whole month who’s 22! What the actual fuck‼️ I’m 27 for context….

[City Cinderella @SEVYNTV]

lord please take this gas out my stomach and put it in my car

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

I may be a 5 in the US but baby I’m a 10 in Mexico City with the amount of muy bonitas I’ve gotten 🙈

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

I need a pack of cigarettes after the week I had

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Wait actually scratch this, I want a cowboy instead

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

How do I tell my mom that I wanna marry a gangster and not a doctor, lawyer, engineer, etc.

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Let’s be honest ladies, in this economy 5’11 is basically 6’2

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Who wants to be my plus 1 to jury duty?

[sarah @heavenbrat]

love u divas in my phone

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Just like they have tax free weekend they need to have a cop free weekend so I can speed in peace ‼️

[John ⚡💫 🛸💥 💨 @coolgoofball]

I appreciate that the planes stopped crashing so the stock market could

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

3 months in and I’ve been robbed, betrayed, and gaslit! Can we lowkey start 2026 pleaseee😅

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Two month into 2025 and I’ve already been robbed and betrayed 🫠

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

@anushasailya Oooooh I’m gonna get my popcorn ready!!

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Men deserve to be boycotted bc what the actual f*ck

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

I can’t wait for the first drop of summer moon to hit my tongue post Ramadan 😩

[bimzzyy @bimzzyyyy]

Do yourself a favor and don’t look up how many calories are in a date. I’ve been downing three for suhoor the past few days to get my burkini body ready this summer but there goes that I guess

[; @tearfullamb]

Me this Ramadan