Hasen Bin Sober

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - Waits

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@DomShow1210 Palestine is another name for Never Never Land.

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@MaryWalterRadio 3 months dead and not buried? I imagine he smelled bad enough when he was alive.

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@DomShow1210 you might think with all Pellosi's money, he would hire someone to drive drunk for him.

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@DomShow1210 Al Bundy on married with children

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@DomShow1210 Ticks

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@DomShow1210 Contact with poison sumac. I'm suffering from it now

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Either that or they're beta males who can't speak to their alpha wives in that manner.

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@MaryWalterRadio those trolls calling just want your attention because they got the hots for you.

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@catturd2 She needed a new vessel to put her snacks in while she sits in the couch.

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@GioBruno1600 Threatening.

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@6abc Activist News has sold it's soul.

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@DomShow1210 Parking lot fights

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@DomShow1210 Getting flagged

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@DomShow1210 Getting stiffed by the owner when it's time to pay the band

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@DomShow1210 Engaging with the opposite sex, or same sex if that's your persuasion

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@DomShow1210 Last call

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@DomShow1210 Happy hour

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@DomShow1210 Bars would advertise 1 1/2 which meant 1.5 Oz in a jigger, or a shot in today's terms.

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@DomShow1210 Me

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@DomShow1210 I'm not Hedda Lettuce, although I don't mind being confused with him