stupidhead🐳

D💕// Pauly Shore’s #1 fan // @Creed

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

Don't we all.

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

Sometimes you just gotta throw on some Natalie Merchant & vibe✨

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT😭😭😭

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Spud. She was offered a stick of celery today and took personal offense to that. 12/10

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

Idk what @ChickfilA puts in their Honey Roasted BBQ sauce, but I’m about to bathe in it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We just needed you to see Cocoa and her spectacular tooth. 13/10 you're welcome

[Craig @CS11__]

Tears rolling down my face with how every response from Doakes is like he went to the pits of hell to come up with the single most hurtful things you’ve ever heard, for no reason besides simply not liking Dexter

This is a full blown Comedy.

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

I was today year’s old when I learned Spinal Tap 2 is coming out in a few weeks. I’ll fucking scream.

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

These five words in my head scream “Are we having fun yet?”

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

I fucking screamed. who comes up with this shit😭

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

There’s like 4 of you & I hope Jesus makes your biscuits dry

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

Knowing I live my enemies’s dream life fuels me🥰

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This good boy has two personalities:
With Dad: unhinged gremlin energy
With Mom: soft baby angel who’s never barked in his life

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

I could live off gravy fries. Illegal to be that delicious

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

And also shoutout to Daniel for being the best husband to exist💕 Next on the list to see is Hootie😈

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

Going from dating someone who said “you can’t see this band” - to the best house husband buying me 4th row tickets to see them. Reminding you to never settle❤️

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

I have dreamed of this for almost 15 years and you mean to tell me, I AM GOING TO SEE VOLBEAT?????? Lies

[stupidhead🐳 @binaaparkerr]

Going to see @VOLBEAT in a week & I’m about to pee myself. Someone pinch me CUZ IM GOING TO SEE VOLBEAT R KIDDING ME WTF

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

15 bucks little man...
#jayandsilentbob