Chris Cheyne

Data and DevOps engineer. Member of several BigData groups. Python, data analysis.

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

YOU explain this - the lamp was directly opposite the dartboard - and the dart is near the back arse of it. I'm sorry, but fuck yer physics. I'm callin the Ghostbusters.

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@a_leslie74 we're having a lads' night in here at my hoose if you fancy poppin' over

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

I have been on Twitter since 2006 - now it reads like a tabloid newspaper that's been already used on the toilet.

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

Not even sure the new Twitter interface is suitable for Koala bears.

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@a_leslie74 and the fuck with the new twitter - it's like a tabloid now

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@a_leslie74 y0 what's fresh in the world these days? Major changes atm but am still working (well, off-sick atm with conjunctivitis) but I don't tweet much these days!

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@a_leslie74 I'm still here mate. Barely.

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@aimee_maree I'm the only person who hears 'spacelab falling!!!!' 'what spacelab?' *SPLAT*

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@Katyf67 Happy early b'day 8)

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@aimee_maree Sorta like the '50s then, this 'Big Data' :)

[SC26 @Supercomputing]

Career Opp: How to Make a Big Impression in Your New HPC Career https://t.co/p35FkvAxns

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

FREE Digital Skills Training for 16-17 y-ear-old's who want to learn from the best https://t.co/KDyvUk1mjG #tech #startup #girls

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

https://t.co/dOhhvmKhtk Data visualisations before computers #BigData

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

https://t.co/t4dofyWn1S #docker cheat sheet #BigData

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@diobir007 In what way did you fail? Running over The Krankies whilst doing the splits prolly won't pass these modern tests

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@diobir007 Good luck on the test man. I'd say 'break a leg' but you've prolly done that already :)

[Co.Design @FastCoDesign]

Boulding Blocks: a brainy alternative to Lego with billions of configurations https://t.co/rlBo0paH1O

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@girlgeeks Cousin had one. They are lovely!

[Chris Cheyne @binarychris]

@a_leslie74 Not awesome tbh - just getting out of a rut