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Sun's out puns out

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"I'd have done the same thing if I were you." is, superficially, always true.

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@Romy_Holland TBC you also will not beat the allegations :(

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@phenoatypical Hence the notbigness of the change :)

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@Romy_Holland "devisive" makes it sounds like you devised all of this lol

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@Romy_Holland @liminal_warmth I wonder sometimes about how different ppls reads of tone might be. Someone called your tweet “smug” which I was baffled by. People can really read anything into things

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@stanfordNYC Do you also do Learned League or is the algorithm somehow bringing this to me because I talked about it

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@shaggysurvives @drethelin https://t.co/EeYqdPfAop

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uh I think I might be addicted to indecision

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@RatOrthodox ok

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@foronionfutures Thence the substance of protest!

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Shouldn't they be *promising* people onions?

[Max Turetzky @MaxTuretzky]

A UChicago student group is currently handing out onions at the Northwestern Arch to protest to the Onion Futures Act of 1958

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@gptbrooke @basilYam Btw if you're struggling for copy it unfolds to this

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@basilYam @gptbrooke Reminds me of the FAQ we made for one of our events

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@shaggysurvives surely clee

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@myhandle You're welcome lmao

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@shaggysurvives @RatOrthodox @Romy_Holland free box

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@Pandora_Delaney @FeltInTheHeart @Aella_Girl What do you mean about the numbers tracking the prediction market? The probability of a blue win is quite different from the expected vote share of blue!

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@RatOrthodox @hopes_revenge I mean we def have him

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