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My uptime is 99.9999999% until I trip on a cord & DNS goes down. Board gamer, coder, & dad.

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This tweet is false.

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@WhoWhatWhyCast Always used house rules for summons in Gloomhaven. Long threads discussing the general concensus that summoning is a mechinic that is best either avoided or modified. Bummer it doesn't sound like Frosthaven fixed.

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My wife is upset about the way I opened the cream cheese. Perhaps I deserve it.

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@JmsDnns Maybe kidding, but I spend entirely too much time considering game table layout. It's (oddly) satisfying when you take what feels like chaos & fit it neatly in a way that makes sense. Maybe a form of OCD?

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Finally feel like Robinson Crusoe solo is flowing for me. Great game. Horrid rulebook. There are simplifications to be made here.

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Spotify says my top tunes of 2022 are all white noise. Although I do appear to occasionally enjoy a good brown or pink noise.

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My son just yelled that his sister doesn't know how to get to Sesame Street. I feel like that was some kind of next level toddler dis.

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@JomboyMedia The left pitch has a Corona ad and the left pitch is Mastercard. Nobody is talking about this!

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@JmsDnns I have not. Will put it on my list.

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People in my neighborhood are posting Ring footage of kids taking too much candy as if they are now criminals. Delete it yoo, it's kids having fun!

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I want to reassure the 4 people that actively follow me on Twitter that Elon's takeover will not deter me from continuing to tweet mildly interesting things on a sporadic basis. #staytunedbutonlyalittle

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"How many times do I have to tell you not to drink the tub water!". Full on dad mode tonight...

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Dune Imperium solo tonight for 1st time. Tons of fun despite losing by a mile.

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Got Ark Nova to the table for a 4 player game. My opinion is the top 10 ranking on BGG is fair. Excellent game.

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My son is at the age of looping "Why?". I tried as long as I could, but after 15 questions I ended on "that's just the way the universe works". I'll try harder next time.

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Has anybody tried playing Cocomelon backwards?

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Not sure if my wife noticed she killed another plant. Left a note.

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@JayRWren Just click Agree

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@JomboyMedia Poor kid, you mean becuz they're Tigers fans?