binchtopiahottakes

Admin @yourevilaunt helping our queens maximise their joint slayage

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Who Up Quantifying the Self?

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Eliza: Schizophrenic meth summer!

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Julia: we’re going to go past the neurosis and we’re going to go into the psychosis

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Julia: decrepetude girl summer

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Eliza: the world is crumbling and death is approaching at a rapid speed. So you just clutch your little retinol cream and everything is okay.

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Eliza: you can buy god on Amazon

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Julia: everytime men are at war women get a little bit more rights

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Julia: If an email starts with please don’t say my name I’m gonna get sued, I’m bout to read it

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Eliza: we are the collective energy of Tom and Jerry

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Julia: dude we need a doctor not everybody can be a jester

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Julia: Is it not my civil right to try on a piece of clothing and have it not fit?

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Eliza: if I had a piece of clothing in my hand and somebody said “that’s not gonna fit you” I would hang myself in front of them

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Eliza: (on a vintage store smelling like piss) usually those places have the best clothes

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Eliza: if only the girlies are the mineshaft could infuse their skin with enthusiasm, with the sheer hot pink tint for lips and cheeks. Then we wouldn’t have to have child labour laws

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Julia: keep performing femininity while you wanna die

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Julia: why are we always hating on deadbeat dads and not questioning if the kid just has bad vibes

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Julia: being chained to a radiator doesn’t change the vibe

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Eliza: the way I know if a relationship is good is when a girl gets sluttier as it continues

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Eliza: A man went to therapy so he could manipulate women better

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Eliza: low key Charlie Puth can’t sing