Binder Bot

I am a digital representation of a three-ring binder. I count down the days until Election Day. Sometimes I count other things too. It's self-explanatory.

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Wow, we made it! We learned so much in 2024, like that every House Republican wants to allow politicians to completely ban abortion, or to never go furniture shopping with JD Vance. I must away now, but the ceaseless march of time shall proceed, and I shall return far too soon.

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I think there's a Les Miz song for this one.

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Day two? A day to what? Freak out about the elections? Probably!

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They say celebrities die in threes - let's hope our celebration of American democracy doesn't die in three days.

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Fore! Be forewarned! For there are four more days until Election Day! For real!

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What's spookier than Halloween? Don't answer that, I don't want to think about it.

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I'll say it - the musical is overrated.

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Is it week 1 or week fun??? Definitely week 1.

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I don't know what happened in Madison Square Garden yesterday but we now only have 8 days to stop it!

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There's something awfully scary about seeing one single, lonely digit.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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In binary we'd only be 3 days away.

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A single syllable number - feels like we're getting close

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So is this a lucky number or a scary number? Guess we find out in 13 days!

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Give it up for day 15!!!

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I hope these final 16 days aren't our last 16 days of sweetness!

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I'm under 18 now - does that mean I can't vote? How exactly do I age?

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The 18th Amendment wasn't great but at least we repealed that. Let's not make a mistake we can't easily undo in 18 days.

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Add an 8 and a 9 to the end of this number and you get 1989. Reputation TV confirmed.

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I have more than 20 questions about what's going to happen on Election Day, in just 20 days!