Sabine F 

Ich kann innerlich sehr gut kochen 🫕

[Sabine F  @biners73]

@DisneyDLV Can't play because of error #101 and can also not submit a ticket at customer support, very frustrating 😡

[Dua @Duakz5q]

THE AMOUNT OF MEN ASKING ❝WHAT IF SHE GETS HER PERIOD AND STARTS A WAR❞ ABOUT A 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHY MEN NEED TO STAY OUT OF OUR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

[devseb @astrohound]

So before we start the meeting, let’s go around the room and introduce yourself

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Menopause has taught me that calories no longer have to be consumed. Apparently eye contact is enough 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises & people

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I totally understand you

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Today I learned rabbits can swim. Even better: their ears fold back into swim mode. I feel this information deserved to be shared

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

It’s okay, I brought my reusable bag to the store today so it completely balances this out

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The best meaningless match of all time. #FRAENG

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

I'll say it once and I'll say it again: I truly don't think you can remain sane while simultaneously being well-informed.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

“Girls mature faster”

No — girls get punished earlier, blamed earlier, sexualized earlier, and expected to cope earlier.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[OLANNA @OlannaOli]

There’s an American on TikTok asking what “Soccer” players do after the World Cup, and if they have to go back to some other jobs.

One response went: “Haaland is a rapper, Ronaldo is an Influencer, and Mbappe is a General in the French army”

I have laughed so hard.