BingBongBiong

'in a boy's dream' - Dave Matthews

[BingBongBiong @bing_biong]

Step 1: get a Twitter
Step 2: change the world 😎

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I just want to make YouTube Shorts. I don't want to return to

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WET PUSSY ALERT 🚨

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Watch sex & the city and identifying with Mr. Big. Should I kill myself?

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Me

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Logically which animal could take on a full grown male lion?

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Crankin on my dong they call me cranky kong

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Dang girl are u AI generated bc Ayyy I gonna generate cum out of my balls!

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Mixing a bunch of spices & seasonings in a bowl rn tryin to find a new fucked up flavor

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Yogurt? More like yooooo I'm gurtin

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Shrek 2. that's it. That's the tweet

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Just awoke from a horrible nightmare. I had to make a Sophie's choice between Wallace and Gromit. God I'm sick to my stomach

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Man I fuck with Gromit fr fr

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If there's 1 thing to know about me it's that I love hot Mayors

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Fiendin for a mtn dew code red rn. Pls God grant me good fortune

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Me: ah it was such a a good film, it really tugged at my-

Her (finishing my sentence): heartstrings?

Me: hahah... not quite 😈

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Eating a hard boiled egg over the trash can. Life ain't too bad

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Yeah I love Häagen-Daz..
Häagen-Daz juicy cock all to myself

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Get some fresh air?? Nahhh
Get some fresh pussy? Ya know that's right 😎

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lofi beats to study and jack off to