Aditi Pandey

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[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

Hope is like water. It seeps down into the driest, loneliest places inside us, reminding that even the most barren ground has the potential to bloom if it’s just given enough time to soak. 🌱

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

Rating danish drugs. God bless Denmark 🇩🇰

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

Sanya Malhotra playing a married woman who breaks free from toxic relationships and societal norms during her journey of self-discovery to pursue her passion is my favorite genre.

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@thebiryanidev Last i checked there was rubber inside

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@DalRotiForLife @chandlerpeeing You go girlll

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

Showed my newly organized masaladani to my husband. He stared at it and replied, “So?”

So… I kept it aside, pulled off a pop quiz of what all masalas he just saw, he failed. Showed him the box again and re-quized, he failed again and badly this time.

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@chandlerpeeing @DalRotiForLife Yes he is patiently handling the interrogation process

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

came back home after four months and it's day-2 of still organising my kitchen. they say a woman’s touch transforms a house into a home but atp my touch is just pure nervous system overstimulation.

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

Balti-Mugga Supremacy

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Only when I go home, I experience the joy of taking bath using a bucket & a mug instead of a shower. We do have a shower. But hear me out.

Shower is linear streaming. Predictable. You get numb to the flow, the temperature. You do your stuff & get out. Bucket & Mug teaches your body to do batch-processing of water.

Only when you use a mug to pour cold water over your head, that you feel the adrenaline of being waterboarded. That reflex of your body, when it feels it’s about to drown. That’s the fun.

There is also the fun of performing buoyancy experiments with the mug as you sit there, with the tap filling up the bucket. There is no guilt of wasting water, as you happily apply soap/shampoo as the water accumulates in the bucket.

Also the noise you create, which makes the entire neighborhood realise someone is taking bath and not a shower. Pls try it one of these days ;)

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@DalRotiForLife yes milte hain

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

28 dino baad patidev ji se milan!

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@DalRotiForLife yesss been sooo longgg 🥹

[Nistula Hebbar @nistula]

Bengaluru is in Karnataka…..

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@GabbbarSingh Got AC in our living room this summer. Dad does a quick 10 min chill - turns off - goes for afternoon nap. Enters my husband turning it on, keep it running through the evening.
The second he walks out of the door, my dad is already at the switch to turn it off. Beef is real🥲

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@chandlerpeeing Whoaa

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

Lake Como, Italy

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

सुबह-सुबह "स्वच्छ भारत" अभियान में अपना अनोखा योगदान देतीं हमारी कॉलोनी की एक प्रबुद्ध महिला।
यह दृश्य है डी डी नगर सेक्टर-२ लक्ष्मी नारायण मंदिर के पास का जिस वक्त कचरा गाड़ी कॉलोनी में ही मौजूद थी। सड़क पर कचरा फेंकने की ये बीमारी कब ठीक होगी? @ashuchandrawnsi @MuncipalRaipur

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

You don’t expect to cry during a comedy special, but “Dr. Panjwani” does just that.

It requires serious guts to be this vulnerable while expressing grief in front of an audience that expects laughs from a comedian. Loved this standup that was truly special @ChiragPanjwani1 ❤️‍🩹

[Aditi Pandey @bing_ette]

@godbole_shilpa 😂😂

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

What would happen if India killed 3 U.S. citizens?