median joe

tweets about crystal palace + football, film, music, politics

[median joe @bingamoo]

I genuinely believe no image better summarises coming of age in the 21st century

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@Padevan_

[median joe @bingamoo]

@SeanOHa67133484 @fjsp94 @PalaceReport @MikeVerweij i don’t trust ajax’s assessment of him - he’s a through and through wingback being forced to play in a back 4, which is fairly indicative of the shambles that ajax’s talent ID has been in in recent years. on the other hand, he failed at torino in his preferred position

[median joe @bingamoo]

no, the beginning of this particular mental illness epidemic can be traced to the beginning of ultraglobalisation, and can localised to the countries who benefit most from it. the failure of marketable treatments simply illustrate technocapitalism’s inherent dysfunctionality

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

> therapy is invented
> 120 years pass
> everyone's more anxious, neurotic, and depressed than even before

how did this happen?

[median joe @bingamoo]

elliott smith:

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Okay fine.

[median joe @bingamoo]

@ComfortablyMid @keewa it's giving delulu

[median joe @bingamoo]

@ComfortablyMid @keewa this lineup absolutely jizzes all over any festival in the past like 10 years anywhere on the planet can we be serious

[median joe @bingamoo]

@ryanjpegg imagine texting this to yourself loooool

[Elliot Steel @elliotsteelcom]

Why Londons better than glasto this weekend

[median joe @bingamoo]

@MargBarAmerica neither will women by the looks of it

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

It's jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland

[median joe @bingamoo]

@DildoGaggins89 where can i get one of those things

[median joe @bingamoo]

@TalkCPFC why do her teammates not give a fuck lol what is going on here

[median joe @bingamoo]

Luibee Mangione

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

53-year-old billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after a bee stung him in the mouth during a polo match, triggering a heart attack

[Terminally Von der Leyen @Ciaranxo]

Netanyahu, " I'm here in Israel.."

*Greek noises in background, plates smashing, bouzouki music etc*

"As I was saying..."

*Greek noises intensify comically*

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

RFK Jr.: "I was at the bottom of my class. I started doing heroin and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly, I could sit still and I could read."

[median joe @bingamoo]

@skooookum you need to be in prison

[median joe @bingamoo]

who fucking cares man

[median joe @bingamoo]

@SausageOrJobbie @willglloyd fucking hell mate this is just sad. we’d live in pods and eat wood lice if it were up to you

[median joe @bingamoo]

@Geoff_Walton @willglloyd proper 80 iq response this