baby yoda is a narc

Huge idiot. I will never read theory. Observe god’s mistake.

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I’m gonna piss in the Joker’s mouth

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@rockbeckola @EmilyCl71626082 Because it transfers responsibility from the people in government to you, the individual. You can be fired for determining it’s not safe to drive, or whatever reason your boss comes up with as an excuse, Byron Brown can’t.

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Are we doing vinyl chloride train derailment discourse yet? Hey @elonmusk can you recommend building some totally impractical piece of shit to help the people of East Palestine so we can get more eyes on this?

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They should have forced Tyler Sheridan to write and direct Jurassic World Dominion

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lol bye Twitter

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@PFF great job

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Did you know that instead of blood I’m full of juice

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I’m made out of 95% horse meat

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A handjob is like someone giving you a dollar in quarters

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Normalize saying “hey, why the long penis” to your friends instead of “hey, why the long face.”

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We invented type 3 snake diabetes so you don’t have to worry about the other two, also we’re a snake based economy now, this is progress

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I’m the president of kicking ass

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Calling the baby ones piglets and the adult ones piglots seems like a missed opportunity in the english language

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🇺🇦 🐐

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

we will prevail over those langoliers for you, sir

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@Meta

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Good luck talking about waste management this week John Oliver

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People in bathrobes seem more naked than people in their underwear

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Just testing out my new dating app bio

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You can get plan B on door dash now from Walgreens

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Only referring to Daredevil as Law & Order: MCU from now on.