Myrtle Dover

Welcome friends my name is Myrtle Ruth Dover and I’m from Buckley WA. I enjoy playing bingo, yardsaling, and having mimosas on Saturday with the gals.

[💙 Is There Something He's Not Telling Us? 💙 @CamusOverEasy]

Our President @realDonaldTrump likes to pick on people he thinks are weaker than him.
He goes after Canada.
Being polite, kind, forgiving, loyal, non-confrontational, protectors of individual rights and just cool as shit is not weak.
It's what we should all strive to be.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

@LilianRoseEdit1 sign me up!

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

Accidentally wrote 2008 on a check at the Safeway and the girl told me not to bother fixing it because nothing mattered anymore and the banks would probably all be gone anyway if Trump meets Kim Jong-un.

[Queso @djbitchtits]

vibes = vibrations

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Almost feel bad for Zuckerberg. There’s no way he left that room full of old people without having to set up their wifi.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

@SusanSt72485452 I don’t trust that boy one bit. He’s as crooked as a dog’s hind leg, that’s for sure.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

When you get to be my age you start caring less about what people think and more about the returning Jeopardy champion.

[🤷🏻‍♀️ @rita_mayohater]

I just ate dinner at 5:30. How old am I?

[ABC News @ABC]

One Brussels resident was so fed up with potholes, he decided to protest - by filling them with colorful flowers! https://t.co/XmtBtyrxE1

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

News anchors looking into camera and reading a script handed down by a corporate overlord, words meant to obscure the truth not elucidate it, isn't journalism. It's propaganda. It's Orwellian. A slippery slope to how despots wrest power, silence dissent, and oppress the masses.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

They just raised my Virginia Slims to $10 a pack which means no fruitcakes for Christmas this year.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

@HEATHERINSLC This just made my day. It’s not safe for people my age to laugh that hard in public without an adult diaper on.

[schadenfreude + vorfreude @HinSLC84]

Jr. has resting pedo-face. https://t.co/hHZHXUHR8J

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

@HEATHERINSLC That’s too sweet. You’re gonna mess with my blood sugar talking like that.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

At Bingo and Janet brought a man 30 years her junior. You spend too much on medications to pay off his student loans, honey. Move along.

[schadenfreude + vorfreude @HinSLC84]

@bingomyrtle Myrtle, you are a joy! I love your tweets!

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

@____PantheR I have to say I’m intrigued though.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

When you live off of your SS check and someone asks for two pieces of gum instead of one.

[Myrtle Dover @bingomyrtle]

Oh, now this is something I can go another 60 years without seeing. He’s figured out how to save on Social Security by giving all us seniors heart attacks. 🤢 https://t.co/c4PsH3StWu

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Stormy’s Lawyer on MSNBC. I’ll paraphrase. “We have photos of Trump’s penis”.