Aaron Stoner

I don’t like cake, don’t @ me

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

Grapefruit Kirkland Signature Sparkling Water is great but not on your laptop… 😖😭🫠

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

Anyone want me to play bass on their song for free?

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

@pitchfork Helly?

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

Accidentally typed yoloading in a text to my wife. Which is what I’m currently doing.. getting ready to yolo, but I need a couple minutes.

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

@mattymatheson is my @MarthaStewart

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

You thought we were joking about the congressional liquor store?

It exists. Look it up.

Pelosi opened a liquor store in the House where Members can buy alcohol with their taxpayer-funded MRAs.

We’re going to cut the funding. Nancy can be an alcoholic on her own dime.

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

Jordan Peterson to Ben Shapiro, “you’re terrifying when tire happy”

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

@MattWalshBlog Ok

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

@CollinRugg Wow

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

@joeroganhq @realDonaldTrump Yes

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

Rewatching #thehobbit - dwarves are rolly-pollies. And yeah, I did have to google how to spell roly-pollie..

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

This is exactly how I feel

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

As a former liberal-

Everyone already voting democrat just watched Kamala eviscerate Trump.

Everyone voting Trump just watched a three on one with no regard for facts.

State of play hasn’t changed.

Kamala is still the establishment pick backed by the entire neocon establishment.

Trump is still the outsider backed by everyone willing to stand up to the empire.

All I could think the whole time was damn I wish Bobby was on that stage.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Rumors are circulating that Kamala Harris was wearing audio earrings and being fed lines.

Isn't this against the debate rules?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

National rent control will destroy the incentive to build new housing.

National food price controls on supermarkets, which only have few percent profit margin, means empty shelves, just like Venezuela.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Kamala Harris was very clearly and directly asked: Are the American people better off now than they were 4 years ago? She could not say yes because the answer is no — the American people are worse off today because of Kamala Harris and Joe Biden’s policies.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

The reason why VP Harris has the support of 200 Republicans is that these establishment Republicans are closer to her views than to President Trump’s. They exemplify what I’ve called the “uniparty.” Trump is running against the establishment, and that’s why they hate him. #Debate2024

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

Who are these people talking to?

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

VP Harris: “It’s up to the American people to stop him.” If that’s true, why does the DNC resort to the courts to get opponents off the ballot?

[Aaron Stoner @bingostoner]

@SleeperHQ is there an option for DST bonus points if the team wins?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Iconic