Charlie

balls haha

[ゆ 💦 @bdzspam]

well...

[crawford🕷️🇵🇸 | HELLRAISER 10/8/26 @NECR0PHAGY]

Asked for a pad at work. Wasn’t aware people knew me as Professor BigPussy

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

"why do u have a gap in ur resume" idk why do u have a gap in ur staff. worry about that

[Timely Ashday 🔍🪽 @AshesOfASun]

Ashveil saying “Awoo~” Seductively.

Well, seductive is one way to call it….

[Connor @CDawgVA]

When you're on this hellscape of an app sometimes it can feel so suffocating the hate and vitriol.

Just remember in the real world, people are nice, people are happy and there's always a space for you, and places to connect with others.

Seeing people make fun of people's appearance on this app is depressing but don't stop putting yourself out there, fuck these miserable people who never achieve anything other than record levels of filth spewed online. ♥️

[Kris Valentine @cupids_archive]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I'm depressed and need the dopamine. We are not the same.

[umio @voyager_1126]

【お知らせ】
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よろしくお願いいたします🥂

#HoYoFair ⁠
#原神ㅤ
#北国急行プロジェクト

[October 🍂 @OctByOctober]

people don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm… is because I’m crazy

[GMX @GMX_PRESS]

🚨 BREAKING – North Korean leader Kim Jong‑un: "Execute everyone involved in the Epstein case by firing squad. If you can't, hand them over to us – we will deal with them." 🇰🇵🇺🇸🕊️🔥💔

[Thought 💭 @Vigoroussvs]

"Sometimes you have to stand alone, not to prove you're right, but to prove you're not afraid of being wrong."

—Marcus Aurelius.

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧.”

— 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

[liz @unrequiet]

do you ever have to talk to your mother like shes younger than you does it also make you want to literally kill yourself too

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination. A closed book is a closed mind. Don't EVER stop reading.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Dig that CEO up and shoot him again

[💮Plume of Death💮 @CEOofRonova]

I was thinking about how Capitano would train Vesna since he has no wings, but then I remembered he can fly

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

The absolute audacity of jobs asking for a "cover letter" in 2026. What do you want me to say? "Ever since I was a little boy, I dreamed of synergizing B2B sales pipelines for a mid-size logistics firm"? I want HEALTH INSURANCE.

[doro44 💙 @Doro44]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😭

[✒️ @Literariium]

Dostoevsky: