Swag Messiah

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

Naked and violent

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Dudes be like "can you whisk eggs with a fork?" Knowing damn well that you can whisk eggs with a fork

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

Me fighting the homeless man outside the local CVS (he's actually an extraterrestrial being raised from hell that God has personally charged me with defeating):

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

Got a damn Twitter notification

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Dam this- this pickles de gallo so good

[trevy @chillextremist]

the lonely boner seems to free his cum at night

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

What if instead they dropped her in the ocean like Megatron
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I hate you,bitc h

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I can feel my brain thinking

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Scary rizz

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Need to get my hooves cleaned

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

@spiderwithflip2 Bro lives in an air fryer

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

Wake up MAD

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@Slumpter No

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I wake up and eat a bowl of locusts for breakfast

[John Tremain @johnntremain]

"It's Biden, Jerry"

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

Boutta go fucking limbic

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Just got to the bathtub scene in breaking bad and welp...needless to say I lost my boner 😐

[Swag Messiah @bingusss]

They fuckin his shit up

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This one doin numbers

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My trust wallet got hacked metamask got hacked I need a sugar daddy Bitcoin stolen NFT scammed coinbase opensea scam I got scammed I need shrooms can someone write my essay metamask trust wallet hacked i need weed someone write my essay please nft hacked