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When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake and leave bitches wondering how I did it.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Buffalo DSA @BuffaloDSA]

Don’t cross the line 🚫☕️ @Starbucks at 4770 Transit Rd unjustly fired a union leader, refuse to visit this store until this decision is reversed. Solidarity @SBWorkersUnited 🦬💪

#starbucksworkersunited #unionbustingisdisgusting #1u #dsa

[Lauren Kaori Gurley @LaurenKGurley]

Moments after ⁦@amazonlabor⁩ workers found out their union crushed Amazon 2654-to-2131

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

The one and only.

#ThankYouRJ

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@Letterman Lol

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@EpcotCentre There is no “I” in March.

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

And the votes are in! The Power & Baseline store in Mesa, AZ becomes the third unionized Starbucks store in the United States!#thirdunionstarbucks

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I think the real news of the day is that Louis Anderson was younger than Meatloaf. Who knew?

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@WestSenecaCSD @wspolice Line of cars all the way down Main Street.

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@jerseyjazzman @ChrisCerrone15 Scarborough broadcasts from his home in Florida.

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@hbomax @wizardingworld Luna. She is chill!

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@kathygriffin Had it. Expecting to get it again.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Right, that was Christmas. Back to work, you cunts.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

oh wow ha ha ha WOW

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@hbomax @wizardingworld Dobby gets a sock! Dobby is free!

[Buffalo DSA @BuffaloDSA]

$9775 of the $10,000 goal for the pro-union whistle-blower fired from Starbucks. They are dealing with serious healthcare costs while losing their employment for doing the right thing. Last stretch 💪
https://t.co/xvtyDQ6bU1

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When we want to expand Medicare to cover dental, vision, and hearing? 'Nope. Can't do it, think of the deficit!'
Universal pre-K? 'Nope. Deficit.'
Paid leave? 'Nope. Deficit.'

$778 billion a year in defense spending? 'SUUURE! No problem!'

Let's get our priorities straight.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

"Funny how, what am I Wavy Gravy, I'm here to amuse you?"