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A business owner in North Bay

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@visegrad24 Could we rent those bastards out to the Ukraine army and unleash them on the orcs?

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@SpaceX You should buy the Baja peninsula

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@ItsTheEnforcer Just imagine when you go boots on the ground and take wounded. US use helicopters to evac. Now picture fpv drones taking out every helicopter. The day of manned flight in combat is over

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@ItsTheEnforcer Nepal

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@GasBuddyGuy 30 replies in and not a single reply from him

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@rhondaforoshawa Send JTF2 to rescue them

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@hecubian_devil Phones use ram too. In this the end of phones

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@ItsTheEnforcer Trump should put himself as the focal point in the Lincoln memorial, and commission a change to Mount Rushmore. There has been more furore over confederate statues than the changes he’s made

[Jaynit @jaynitx]

>be Palmer Luckey
>born 1992, Long Beach, California
>homeschooled by mom, dad's a car salesman
>build railguns, Tesla coils, lasers in the garage as a teenager
>electrocute yourself, burn a gray spot into your own vision cleaning a laser
>no regrets
>start college courses at 14
>build a six-monitor gaming rig worth tens of thousands of dollars
>collect 43 VR headsets by the time you're 18
>largest private collection in the world

2009:
>found ModRetro Forums at 17
>turn old game consoles into portable units for fun
>work part-time at USC's Mixed Reality Lab designing VR for veterans with PTSD

2012:
>build the Oculus Rift prototype in your parents' garage at 19
>drop out of college
>John Carmack (Doom creator) demos your headset at E3
>Gabe Newell endorses it
>launch Kickstarter asking for $250K
>raise $2.4 million

2014:
>Mark Zuckerberg shows up
>Facebook acquires Oculus for $2 billion
>you're 21 years old
>Forbes estimates your net worth at $700 million
>described as "the face of virtual reality"

2016:
>donate $10K to a pro-Trump group
>post anti-Hillary memes on Reddit under a pseudonym
>get exposed
>game developers boycott Oculus
>Facebook pressures you to publicly endorse Gary Johnson instead
>refuse

2017:
>get fired from your own company
>Zuckerberg won't say why
>negotiate $100 million+ payout for wrongful termination
>immediately found Anduril Industries
>name it after Aragorn's sword from Lord of the Rings
>partner with Peter Thiel
>start building autonomous weapons and AI defense systems

2020-2024:
>win $1 billion contract with U.S. Special Operations Command
>drones deployed to Ukraine
>revenue doubles to $1 billion
>take over Microsoft's $22 billion military headset contract
>Pentagon can't stop writing you checks

2022:
>build a VR headset that literally kills you if you die in-game
>inspired by Sword Art Online
>three explosive charges aimed at your forehead
>call it "office art"
>"it won't be the last"

2025:
>Anduril valued at $30.5 billion
>announce plans to build Arsenal-1
>5 million square foot weapons factory in Ohio
>autonomous fighter jets, missiles, torpedoes
>China sanctions you personally
>net worth hits $3.5 billion
>pay yourself $100K salary
>still wearing Hawaiian shirts and flip-flops to Pentagon meetings
>own a submarine, helicopters, and a PT boat
>keep one of the world's largest video game collections underground
>married a woman who sews historically accurate Tudor costumes
>won first place at Texas Renaissance Festival dressed as Henry VIII
>Sword Art Online author drew your wedding gift

from garage tinkerer to youngest self-made billionaire to America's most important defense contractor

all while looking like he's headed to a beach party

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@ItsTheEnforcer It’s time to consider the 25th amendment

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@AdamKinzinger It’s time to seriously consider the 25th amendment

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@Mylovanov It’s time to consider the 25th amendment

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@HowThingsWork_ What if a flaming battery gets ejected under a school bus?

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

In the Star Trek universe World War III began in 2026, lasted 27 years, and killed 600 million people.

Just some sci-fi trivia for you… 😐

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment

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@ItsTheEnforcer Maybe the cargo is 5000 new recuits for the front

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@sentdefender Imagine ordering a zoomlion crane from aliexpress and getting and ICBM! Imagine the tariffs on that

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@AgingBiology Worlds shittiest link

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@TourCNTower Looks like Palestine colors