‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯.

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑿 .ᐟ

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

... DID PAPA EAT IT . THAT'S THE LAST STRAW ‼️‼️‼️ 👹

[ HE'S STORMING OFF TO FIND BEBOP . BAHAHAHAHAA ]

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

UTTERLY CONFUSED, JUST STARING AND CLOSING UP ITS CHEST AGAIN

" ... I DIDN'T EAT IT TO BEGIN WITH. "

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

WHERE IS IT . WHERE IS MY PALM TREE . I'M GONNA GET YOU 👹👹👹 YOU LOST IT .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ RAAAAAAAAAAAAA ──

[ 💀 .ᐣ ]

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

" ALRIGHT THEN EXPLAIN THIS. "

CASUALLY RIPS THEIR OWN CHEST OPEN???? There is no binky, just... Meat. Let's hope no one important was eaten.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

I'M GONNA SEE IT, BECAUSE YOU ATE MY BINKY . 👹👹👹

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

" I COULD LITERALLY SLICE MY STOMACH OPEN, AND YOU WON'T SEE IT. "

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

YOU SPLIT OPEN YOUR FACE, YOUSE ATES IT . 👹👹👹

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

JUST LETS IT SHATTER OVER THEIR HEAD?????? 💀💀

" I DON'T HAVE IT???? "

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

[ SLASH LIFTS UP A NEARBY TABLE AND THROWS IT AT FAKER .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ ]

SPIT MY BINKY OUT THIS INSTANT 👹👹👹👹

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

STARING, FACE SHUTTING AGAIN WITH A CHOMP

" WHAT. "

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

[ slash GASPS . ]

YOU ATE MY BINKY .ᐣ.ᐟ 👹

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

Blankly staring for a moment.

OH. OH THEY'RE SPLITTING THEIR DAMN FACE OPEN LIKE YARNABY. OH GOD.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

[ GROWL . 😭🙏 ]

[— 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 。。。 @SHIFTINGDECEIT]

SLOOOOOOWWWW HEAD TURN

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

[ STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE READER'S EYE . MENACINGLY . ]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

okay now where's my palm tree

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

[ HITS THE FORTNITE DEFAULT DANCE ON BEBOP 💀 ]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

[ HE PICKS UP A TABLE AND YEETS IT AT BEBOP . 💀 ]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

anyway WHERE'S MY PALM TREE . I KNOW ONE OF YOU HAVE IT 👹

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

SUPER SLASH SENSES . GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈😈

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

AND I'M BACK 👹👹

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

HEY LOSERS 👹

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

someone MENTIONED ME 😇

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

more info about this incarnation of slash can be read here : https://t.co/QnjSN3Om3E

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑿 .ᐟ

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT IT'S PIZZA 👹👹👹

[ SMASHES A RANDOM CHAIR . 💀 . ]

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑯. @binkytree]

TURTLES LOVE PIZZA . HAND IT . 👹