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The U.K. becoming an independent trading Nation in the time of Covid, Climate Action & Bloc politics has as much chance of success as turning Communist in 1989!

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@JohnCleese A woman walks into a Doctor’s with a Guinea Pig on her head. The Doctor says: Can I help you? and the Guinea Pig says: Can you do something about this pain in my arse!

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@Wulf_Helm

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@Wulf_Helm Wild Haggis maybe extinct but the remains of feral Haggis living rough around chip shops and in gutters near night clubs in most Scottish towns can still be seen if you go back to your hotel in the early hours of the morning…

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@Wulf_Helm What’s wrong with fondling your snail? Or somebody else’s as long as you have permission!

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@AndyFromSandnes @JonathanPieNews And don’t get me started on Predators…

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@Wulf_Helm Any chance of advanced notice on this so I can get ahead of the markets? I’ll cut you in on any profit!

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@missdianemorgan If you don’t like it get them to take your name off the credits!

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@Wulf_Helm My existence is not pointless! I have Chickens to feed which oddly is more expensive than you would think…

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@RobertLindsay I’m waiting for the ghost of Thatcher appearing on QT to tell the ERG her anti-European ranting was a joke they still haven’t got! Oh wait! Here’s her former Environment Secretary…

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@Wulf_Helm Now we know why Wellington promoted him!

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@Wulf_Helm You know… those soft leftie liberals who think the best of everybody, couldn’t run a p*ss up in a brewery and can’t even balance their own bank accounts! If an ex-PM is measured by her enemies she would get roughed up by a cushion!

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@Wulf_Helm Owing to the ongoing cost of dog treats crisis Sweep will not be fetching sticks, retrieving tennis balls or barking at delivery drivers until such time as 3 twist chews are reinstated!

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@FlyOnNo10Wall You forgot: I’m richer than most voters and don’t give a f**k!

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@Nigel_Farage

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@GeoffNorcott Where family drama is concerned it appears ‘Harold’ has no filter on his need to unload! Isn’t he lucky in his choice of wife who seems to have created enough material to pad out a whole bestseller with content to spare!

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@EuropeanUnity1 Reality is not Farage’s strong suit!

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@SpeakingSatan It’s not my dry January…

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@TheNewEuropean Predators gotta predate but her and the Bunter Falange will just find something else culturally important to try and destroy!

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@atleasturnotme @Wulf_Helm Gonzo is one ugly mother……!

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@MrMichaelSpicer I think they do ‘parsecs’ or ‘parsex’ but f**k knows how long they are and if Letts do diaries for them? 🤷‍♂️

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@MrsNigel Maybe a Gimp mask to go with his Gimp politics?