beanie babey

unaware of most things and happy about it

[beanie babey @binnyboobaby]

Hey guys don’t bring your epileptic mother to see Avatar

[beanie babey @binnyboobaby]

At this point it’s just anyone other than Argentina

[beanie babey @binnyboobaby]

I hate describing a meme no one else knows and now I’m talking about lost media of the nooo don’t kill yourself your so sexy guy yassified mewing

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory.

[beanie babey @binnyboobaby]

Why am I just finding out that southwest flights were operating like musical chairs

[beanie babey @binnyboobaby]

Green Day singing American idiot at the Super Bowl halftime show would fix me

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Get your vaccines, abort your children, smoke weed, hate the government

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

It’s a beautiful day

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(Mouse in a conference call) hold on I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone

[Sasa needs $20K, so he @SASAoyobio]

Rapture happened, if you’re here, you’re bisexual.

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains

[beanie babey @binnyboobaby]

:/

[horse @horsetwting]

SOMEONE HELP ME IM RAPTURING

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.