Jordan

im only here for hockey video games and cute animals

[Jordan @bintrim1]

@RoboRaraigh Unreal.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Imagine calling Antti Raanta a senior citizen and then he gets a shutout

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

That should count simply because it was cool as hell

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

WE'RE FEELIN' REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW.

Welcome back Crosby, Rakell, and Jarry!

#PensIn7

[ego @notmalkinego]

1 rt = 1 IGOR chant

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Fewest playoff games to 200 career points

Wayne Gretzky 95
Jari Kurri 143
Mark Messier 148
Sidney Crosby 178
Glenn Anderson 184
Jaromir Jagr 206

#LetsGoPens

[NHL GIFs @NHLGIFs]

😶😶 #StanleyCup

[Ryan Mill @RyanMill]

Oh you wanted secondary scoring?

[Ryan Mill @RyanMill]

🚨The Pittsburgh 3OT GOAL!!🚨

[Steven Greenhouse @greenhousenyt]

BREAKING: A HUGE, HISTORIC UNION WIN

NLRB's final count is 2,654 to unionize, 2,131 against

Many experts said it would be nearly impossible to unionize an Amazon warehouse because Amazon is so fiercely anti-union

Big congratulations to Christian Smalls & the Amazon Labor Union

[United Farm Workers @UFWupdates]

BREAKING: Oregon passes overtime pay equity for farm workers

[Fair Shot Oregon @FairShotOR]

WE DID IT! The hard work of 1000s of Oregonians who called, testified, sent emails, and shared posts on social media has paid off. We have finally ended the exclusion of farmworkers from Oregon’s overtime laws.

#orpol #orleg

[fanbyte @FanbyteMedia]

MAC: I can’t beat this guy! He’s unbeatable! This is bullshit, man.

DENNIS: Do you know why that is, Mac? It’s because you are weak and impatient. It takes a strategic mind to play a From Software game. A brilliant mind.

CHARLIE: Oh hey, you guys still working on Margaret huh?

[Ashley 🌺 @smasha23]

I am DECEASED 💀

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

500 NHL GOALS!

Simply Sidsational.

[Pens Inside Scoop @PensInsideScoop]

THAT IS 500 CAREER GOALS FOR NO. 87!

Sidney Crosby becomes the second active player behind Alex Ovechkin and 46th in NHL history to reach the milestone!

Truly cannot believe how privileged we are to have him as the captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bengals Trainer Rushes To Give Players Coming Off Field Hydrating Bowl Of Cincinnati Chili https://t.co/aBa8AuE0HQ

[Bonk's Mullet @BonksMullet]

When 50 Cent came on

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like when men explain basic things to me because in my mind it’s not mansplaining, it’s more like when a toddler is really excited to tell you about dinosaurs and you’re like that’s right cutie! you’re so smart!! only one of us is being condescending and it’s me