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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F 🌻

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@DallasZoo The problem is as soon as anybody sees it, it becomes a spotted leopard.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@JHBWater Use water sparingly? What water? There is none.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@JHBWater You know you live in South Africa when there is more water falling from the sky, than there is in your taps. 10/10. Great job, folks.

[News24 🇿🇦 @News24]

A Johannesburg woman, who was thrown from a moving vehicle and left seriously injured on a roadside, says that while she lay sedated in hospital, tens of thousands of rand were drained from her Standard Bank account.

https://t.co/qp70SqFcUu

[Bianca @binxibooo]

https://t.co/vjuX8Zww7e

📰🗞️ #ReadAllAboutIt

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Rand_Water You know you live in South Africa when there is more water falling from the sky than from your taps. Good job to everyone involved.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA In this Breaking News we would like to inform the public that despite an expected winter we still cannot do our jobs. That’s right, folks, we have a Minister of, checks notes, nothing.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Congratulations. You managed to suspend it for a minute. An entire Minister, of checks notes, nothing. That’s right ladies and gentleman, we still cannot fulfil our mandate.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Eskom after doing the bare minimum

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA In this breaking news, we would like to inform the public that we still have a whole Minister of, checks notes, nothing. That’s right folks, still useless.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA And in this Breaking News: We are, checks notes, still useless. An entire Minister of nothing.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Eskom: We want 36% increase for April 2025
NERSA: No, here's 12.74%
Eskom: Have some loadshedding then

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA And still useless. Guess who’s back. Back again.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Yho. The loadshedding awaiting us after the elections…we are not ready.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Congratulations. You managed to keep it suspended for five seconds. Bravo. An entire Minister of, ckecks notes, nothing.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Just popping in to remind everyone that we continue to be an organisation of statements and not electricity. That’s right folks, we have an Minister of Nothing.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA In this breaking news just in, Eskom would like to inform the public we still cannot provide electricity. That’s right we have a Minister of, checks notes, nothing.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Oooo. A bonus round of spot the difference. Spoiler alerts: There are none.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@GovernmentZA Yoh. Guys. I don’t think you thought this one through.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA Oh. In a game of spot the difference, spoiler alerts, there are none.

[Bianca @binxibooo]

@Eskom_SA The President: The end of loadshedding is within our grasp. It’s near.
Eskom with Stage 6 not a 24 hours after this speech about an imaginary country:

An entire Minister of nothing.