kendrick: you know what drake? you aren’t that bad
drake: wanna end this beef already?
kendrick: bring it in *hugs drake*
???: got room for one more
kendrick & drake: J COLE??
kendrick: *slaps j cole* thats for dissing me, *then kisses him* thats for apologizing
drake: this was truly gods plan *they hug*
the one time i smiled back to a man to be polite and he follows me home and knocks on my door asking my mom for my number. now they’re out outside playing football in front of my apartment 😐😐😐😐😐