my tinder bio favorites

a mans tinder bio is pure gold

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"italian, black, and laid back" -Marcus 23 #tinder #tindertuesday #imsold

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"Professional side nigga: ill make you laugh, ill make you food, and ill make you cum" -Antione 23 #tinder #tindertuesday #classy

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"just some iron glutes and a heart of gold, or so im told" - Tom 27 #tinder #tindertuesday

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"I work too much. I live on my own and have bills to pay. im always hungry and tired. if im not at work im at the fire dept. I won't have time for you." -Joe 24 #tinder

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"I speak 3 languages and can curse in 7. I'm a scorpio but I don't know what that means" - Henry 25 #tinder

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"since everyone seems to ask, yes my dick game is probably better than any dude you've ever been with" - Frank 20 #tinder #whoasked

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"6'6 and pretty funny but also not super pretty so if you don't like me I get it I guess. also in a band trying to write okay music" - Zach 25 #tinder #youokay?

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"5'10 but 6'5 at heart" - Justin 22 #tinder #what

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"just looking for someone to rustle everyone's jimmies with...don't be depressi let's get spaghetti" -Kyle 22 #tinder

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"Honestly I don't really do much but I've never been arrested, or had an std, and I have all my shots" -Jon 23 #tinder

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"ayy whaddup doe we out here 2k19 please like, share, and subscribe" - Sean 26 #tinder

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"*I would date someone with kids so single moms send me a message*" - Brett 30 #tinder

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"ask me about my woodpussy or my parrot, do it, no balls" -Jonathon 24 #tinder #what

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"I'm on tinder to make friends the same way im on pornhub to watch the plumber fix the sink" -Nicholas 25 #tinder

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"I'm just putting this out there: I only date women with NO kids and prefer women who are in shape (i.e.: Non plus-size)" -Yaq 28 #tinder #winner

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"Don't front. I'm not hitting you up on insta to be ignored until you figure out who I am and blow up my DMs. too late, too bad, so sad." -Steven 33 #tinder #whohurtyou

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"I sell exotic animals on the black market so hit me up if you need the hookup...just because your ex was a marine doesn't mean im an asshole too" -Dan 29 #tinder #suredan

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"I'm simple. I like whiskey, exotic reptiles and gaming" -Ryan 35 #tinder

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"please don't waste my time thanks...Ps I'm probably more kinky than you" -Timothy 28 #tinder

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"no idea how I was convinced to try this...addicted to money and tacos..ive been told I have a lot of personality whatever that means" - Tre 22 #tinder