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Born 22/12 and Reigning in life through Christ

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@Meedeey Congratulations 🎊

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@Elkrosmediahub Some will say it's the fault of the es350

[anul agarwal @anulagarwal]

i saw a mouse with an X-shaped battery compartment.

first thought: this is stupid - who designed it?

5 seconds later: oh.

10 seconds later: OHHH!

the X slot fits an AA or an AAA battery - whichever you've got lying around.

the part most people miss is that the shape also makes it physically impossible to load both at once.

there is no warning label, no instructions and no way to screw it up.
the geometry does the thinking for you.

japanese has a word for this.
poka-yoke = "mistake-proofing."

the product refuses your stupidity before you can offer it.

i wish more things worked like this.

[@ps_wears has been suspended @Phinesmiles]

In church a couple sat in front of me, very fine couple. A teacher from children session brought their daughter in that she was crying. This fine baby came in and stopped crying when she saw daddy. Each time the mum touched the dad to tell him something the child will remove her hand🤣🤣🤣 in my head I am like you never grow you are forming territory 😩😩

[The Fountain of Life Church, HQ @TFOLC]

“Don’t miss help from God because it doesn’t look the way you expected it to come.” - Pastor Jimmy Odukoya

Sometimes, the answer isn’t a sudden miracle… it’s a person.
A covering.
A voice.
A hand sent just when you need it most.

Stay open. Stay discerning. Stay grateful.

“Helped by God” is now available to replay on YouTube via JimmyOdukoyaOfficial or Fountain TV.

#SundayService
#TFOLC

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@SekumadeM @Gidi_Traffic You need to move to Mowe.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@yinkanubi Eat Bokku bread. In my experience theydont seem to use preservative cos if we dont finish it by the 2nd day it begins to turn.

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@OloyeSomorin Exide batteries

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@Letter_to_Jack @DapoAbiodunCON For accountants on here is the 10k taxable?

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@Nnewi300 Wished I can like this tweet 100x. Met a fresh graduate who didn't know about nairaland recently. Was shocked!

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@mepba_suka @xexiboy2 Management is not as blind as a lot of people think. It only acts in its best interest at the moment.

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@a_fareed_o The compressor is for which vehicle?

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Why is the timeline so quiet about the suffering lagosians went through yesterday in the hands of kara bridge and it's idiotic managers who chose one of the days with the highest traffic to cordon off a road that is the gateway to the rest of the country ? @FMWNIG @Gidi_Traffic

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@Letter_to_Jack @DapoAbiodunCON He should do thesame at kara. Starting from opic turning , world oil filling station entrance all the way to immediately after fatgbems at the tip of the long bridge. An illegal trailer and passenger park is springing up and causing traffic.

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@arojinle1 Ibadan. Seen it in ogun state too close to lagos. Red headed malimbe?

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@DangoteGroup how do you want to insulate the Nigeria market to global shocks? PMS selling at >1k is a no no for the average Nigerian. This is going to unleash another round of inflation in the economy. @officialABAT @nnpclimited

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@EverythingCar_X If you complain about this one what will you say about the one sold brand new in Nigeria. Very basic thing like that..

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@autocareplusng By the time tokunbo importation from China fully picks up in Naija. Importation from America will drop seriously. If this were American spec not sure it will be selling at this price

[Dr Max Siollun @maxsiollun]

One comment after another of people dodging responsibility with the stealth of a Karate 🥋 black belt dodging blows. People stealing and vandalising public infrastructure is NOT the government's fault! It is the fault of the vandals.