Taylor

based on a true story

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

Turning a mojo dojo casa house into a malibu dream house is hard work but it can be done

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

All rats like cheese but not all cheese likes rats

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

I’m a drivers worst nightmare, a cyclist that doesn’t know their L&Rs

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

Bald eagles have a pussy sounding call, they need to know that to bring them down a peg

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

I told a joke to myself in my head but I didn’t understand it so I’m trying to explain to to myself but I still don’t get it

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

Someone dare think I’m a medic? excuse me sir I’m in Arc’teryx, Fjall ravens and birks. That’s clearly a biologist

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

Today is a milestone of an achievement, I’ve been blocked by a funeral home for my obituary memory wall posts

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It’s always “what is the mountain doing” and never “how is the mountain doing”

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶s̶, ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶k̶i̶e̶s̶
not my pasture, not my badgers

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Having a spinach girl summer (being forgotten about and rotting)

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

How could I ask for better friends than this???

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

Dating advise from overhearing other peoples dates: don’t tell her that you have a king size bed on the first date #firstdate

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

Single mom, no kids. My kind of lifestyle

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

My partner drinks black coffee and pumpkin spice lattes, he’s both sides of the coffee spectrum

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

There is something in the air I think it’s allergies

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

My roommate is the sweetest soul, he picked me up a smoothie while he knows I’m cramming all weekend for project proposals

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

My unofficial roommate job is to lock the door before bed

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

@baileyarnold14 The people, they flatter me👸🏼

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

My titles that I’ve been called include forest nymph and woodland princess

[Taylor @biologisttaylor]

My roommate complemented his gfs hair by telling her it’s fantastic. How fun