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[Dan @dannah__montana]

being friends with gays is a bunch of fun until a sporting event happens and no one wants to watch with you :(

[taf 🝮 @tafphorisms]

I’m losing my mind people don’t see it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

realizing you can't just labor your way into financial freedom is terrifying. hard work alone isn't enough anymore, there is a whole different system at play.

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Yeah I think we’ve moved well beyond “tax” the rich lolllll

[cav empty @cavempty_]

it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i just found out that men also play soccer… processing this

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire.

Let’s make sure he’s also the last.

[josh @joshypooper]

going on a run hope i get shot and killed

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

ppl just be too late man. its too late. i dont want it. i wanted it when i wanted it. i dont want it anymore.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to have a serious conversation about feeding the first trillionaire to an orca.

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

The world's richest man is a total loser drowning in loneliness and drug addiction.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s wild that literally every trillionaire is in the Epstein files

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

You know you posted good when you get hit with one of these