austin 🏁

everything gonna c alright

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

here’s some pictures of my car adventure #gambler500

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

hey @Jeep. Love the 392 announcements, but what about a 5.7 in the gladiator? I just need a truck, not a race truck

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

If you don’t like this new Tyler Childers album you’re just stupid

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Insane that the 2nd amendment people are cheering on a tyrannical government

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

So glad groceries and gas went down

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Glad I bought a house just in time for the orange dumbfuck to make groceries more expensive

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Anyone wanna tell me why my bro got a @CallofDuty chat ban for what he was saying in a private voice party? No one reported him

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Nice mewtwo/articuno/pikachu EX deck, did your mom make it for you?

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Gentle reminder that if you’re using studded tires in the willamette valley you’re a cunt

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Is it still called loser hockey when the losers are in the lead? #SEAKraken

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

a fucking rock is smarter

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Who agrees that AOC is smarter than MTG?

[DJ @dj_case]

Ok Beavs! I want to send another 2 Beav fans to the Pac2 Champ game Saturday! Like, retweet, and follow to enter and I’ll pick someone Thursday night during the MBB Civil War Game! #GoBeavs #GoCougs

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

@code_rgb @CocaCola Thanks for taking jobs away from real artists you scumbag!!

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

@kayleetweetsnow I was on my knees PRAYING for sharknado with bombs, so glad it’s been confirmed

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Fuck you Warner Bros for dumping MotorTrend. I hope every single person involved in this decision catches the flu on Christmas

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Hey @WheatThins do I get a prize?

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Congrats China and Russia, you’ve done it again.

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

@MattWalshBlog You gotta be the dumbest fuck

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

@irrationalhenry I got my mail in ballot sent back for a mismatched signature in 2020, it’s all obviously being verified dumbass

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

Hey @GoldfishSmiles can we have a talk about the carton idea for the big package?

[austin 🏁 @bionic_giraffe]

@mattragozino3 @SportsAustin1 @NFL @GarrettWilson_V 😂😂 the nfl is a joke