andie

the internet is a bridge connecting heaven and hell

[andie @bionicamachina]

got my account back just to show you @dunnatov drooling all over the place, that shit looked like rain #germs #slay

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

“Dude, the culture war is a distraction from fighting the REAL enemy. The Left should win on everything though.”

[andie @bionicamachina]

these boomers need to rot in a care home full of incompetent and abusive bomalians

[Pork Malone @BOARC0RE]

Me: look I finally got approved to apply for this rental assistance program

My mom who lives in a mansion and goes on multiple foreign vacations in a month:

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Going through a hard time? Try behaving erratically and taking it out on everyone in your life. Always makes me feel better.

[dj swagalog @zayallcaps]

My uncle posted this on his story we not even Mexican bro

[Lord Inquisitor "the Nostalgic one"⚜🌌⚜ @El_inquisidorXX]

Me cuesta esfuerzo sobre humano tener un minimo de empatia por el sur global lmao

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

This diva

[andie @bionicamachina]

why am i fat fuck my chud life (gif unrelated)

[The Mudman 😌☄️ @wettheDIRT]

Underrated genre of guy perpetual nerd who just locks in at his retail/service job for decades

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

petplay but im a horse and i just sort of die for some reason

[andie @bionicamachina]

desejo as melhoras ao carro que o atropelou 🙏🏻🌹

[O Tempestuoso ⚡ @OTempestuoso]

🚨🎥Odivelas — rapariga de 16 anos é assassinada à facada por um negro com rastas, que foge e acaba atropelado.

Aguardamos ansiosamente a avalanche d indignação: as manifs, os cartazes e os sermões televisivos.

Mas talvez demore. O perfil do agressor ñ encaixa na narrativa.

[andie @bionicamachina]

eu até ia dizer que seria bom poder bloquear conteúdo de certos países mas eles estão todos aqui lmao

[andie @bionicamachina]

se fosse só no twitter era bom

[𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖊 𖣘 @Drawinghistory6]

O ódio que os brasileiros têm nesta rede em relação aos portugueses é um tratado de sociologia e psicologia.
Óptimo tema para tese.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

it sounds dumb but it took me until 30 to internalize that people just say anything and it behooves you to ignore them and focus on what they do and how what they do makes you feel.

[Geverel @gever1el]

You can add “Faustian”, “Nietzschean”, or “Vitalist” to any incoherent string of babble and right-wingers will eat it up

[Scout  @GirlyScouts]

Dead bedrooms are caused by the ugliness in males as they age with an erectile dysfunction.

Consent to marriage isn’t consent to sex.

Men shouldn’t be in marriages if they’re gonna get ugly and bald. Women get bored faster, they need a younger man’s vitality.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i know it feels good af to be a leopard and dangle in a tree like this