George Wakeman IV

Billionaire

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

@TMDT96 Hum Bape! Garage fridge was looking a little low on stock. #Buschhhhh

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@BuschBeer #Sweepstakes

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@TMDT96

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I need to able to control the progress bar on Instagram videos and leave video messages when people don’t answer facetimes. #PatentPending

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

Marble cake is just white cake in disguise.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

I didn’t realize how many questions were involved in ordering a Philly cheese steak.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

Twitter’s got stories now? What’s next, bumble and hinge?

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

The issue I’m having with quarantine is that I order products to keep myself entertained, but they aren’t shipping as the companies aren’t essential. Since I don’t physically have it, I order something else and the cycle repeats. I’ve spent my stimulus check like 4 times.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

@carrrlllsss @TMDT96 @StraightSuiting I got you.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

@Apple other people’s faces open my iPhone 11. Can we please go back to finger prints.... and a home button?

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

I’ve been using the same deodorant for over 5 years. I have no idea what brand or flavor it is. I just know what it looks and smells like.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

@SouthwestAir I couldn’t agree more. SWA service is impeccable. Above expectation and far beyond the competition. DM on the way.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

S/O @SouthwestAir 1143! Pilots helping passengers load carry-ons into over head bins and I think I heard both were former flight attendants. #ScaryGoodService #GoodLookinOut

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

Tesla runs California.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

There’s a girl fighting spicy tears, a lady who’s had 3 cards declined, and a guy who looks homeless w exquisite table manners. On second thought, he may be a hipster.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

Watching people eat ramen is highly entertaining.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

Welp, my September going much better than Antonio Brown’s.

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

I scratched my eyeball on a dry cleaning bag today. #Winning

[George Wakeman IV @bionicbow]

How many kegs do I need for my grad party?