Kevbot

You're not my real Dad.

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#RumHam

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@shaun_jen Youtube should really add a button to let you reset your algorithm so you can retrain it.

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Not to sound like an edge lord
but if anyone cares about like, me and what I've been up to for 2 years I'd love to catch up.

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Didn't intend that to be a poem or whatever.
I guess not using twitter for 2 years really backs up your creative juices.

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I wonder if this could possibly be a thing I do again
Feels like I was gone for so long,
Like I was never here to begin with
Who even knows?

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@realDonaldTrump How is that ISIS plan coming?
Is it still too secret to tweet about?

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@acarboni @jeffcannata But then what will the Brocks do without winning?

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@tj_ebooks aesthetic.

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shit, fuck, I'm looking forward to work. Shit fuck, is this what having a career is like?????

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I wonder how long all of the companies are going to keep the rainbow color logos.

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@NerdyAndQuirky If you wanted to make a pun about terrible content you should have gone with Alt-F4, that way everyone knows what to do.

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@tj_ebooks Also, a friend of mine, she loves Maxi Dresses to death and she wears pasties a lot because of the bra problem.

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@tj_ebooks I like the color one more aesthetically, but I think the strap and over all fit of the black and white one is better??

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@tj_ebooks That striped maxi dress really complements your look I feel.

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Because all of the hours add up to more experience and more opportunities to learn.

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In that context I don't really care how much I work.

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When like, you could consider it like going to college, except I'm getting paid and not going into debt.

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Like my Dad didn't get the idea of me making less per hour to Apprentice as a baker.

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Also now that I have taken to the idea of this being a career, and actually taken steps in that direction, people have gotten weird about it

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Even though I haven't worked at Washington State Minimum wage in 5 years.

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That was never a thing when I was hourly. I don't know if that is because in food service most jobs are perceived at being minimum wage?