Katie Charles

She/Her
Novelist, biologist, musician, comic relief, nerdfighter, Disney lover, high school science teacher. My newest book “my sisters mommy” available soon!

[Katie Charles @biowriter_kc]

Welp, it is that time of year where I make goals for the next year, so here we go, 2024. 🧵

[Katie Charles @biowriter_kc]

Me: let’s go outside!
Children: *tries to break bones in their body*
Me: that is not what I intended!

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@lucawya 🙄

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@thehappycat_ Ang, or appa his flying bison

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@thereal_SnS He should have walked away with his wife after the punch not just his baby

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This account isn’t me. If they follow you, report them

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you vote for Donald Trump in November, I will not judge you for your choice of political party.

I will judge you for your lack of morals, ethics and humanity.

I will judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, and fascism.

So will others. So will history.

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@ThebestFigen Tiny

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@Whotfismick Anything without carbonation

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@Matt_Pinner Kansas City

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@Matt_Pinner I see a baby cow

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@AkaRealityy 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I called 911 for EMS, and something happened that I am still mad about.
1they had my husband walking out to the truck.
2.They let him collapse in the front yard!
3. Husbands hip still hurts from the fall. They said they would walk with him, but they walked off @QuintonLucasKC

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If someone falls and hits their head, do they take regular painkillers or migraine painkillers?

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What do you get someone for a “house cooling” party. Not a house warming bc, because their house burnt down, and this is them finally able to move back in after rebuilding it.

I feel like a candle would be in bad taste.

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The whole hair loss post weight loss surgery is bull

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@ihvamps 🌽 with feelings

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@Matt_Pinner Why so many drinks??

[Katie Charles @biowriter_kc]

@MegumiBandicot Not sure, but I just lost it.
And so did you!
You all just lost the game!

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@himebtw 🤷🏻‍♀️👍🏻🤭😲