brookie

don't take me serious

[brookie @bippidib00]

just found out men jerk off every day. when? where? how? why????

[brookie @bippidib00]

was wondering how i was losing weight so fast then realized my maintenance in 400cal higher than i thought

[brookie @bippidib00]

just posting this so twitter can stop thinking im transphoic

[brookie @bippidib00]

why do people cut themselves like what's the hype?

[brookie @bippidib00]

@Benzene_Queen why are we reposting content with racist dog whistles like what

[mal ⋆˚࿔ @maaltitoes]

no i’m not a pervert i was just looking at your thigh gap

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you

[brookie @bippidib00]

@roro_chan5 moots??

[brookie @bippidib00]

how do people just make friends online?

[brookie @bippidib00]

@synthetic_izi if we're talking JUST morally i see no problem with it if they're just in age. def illegal tho

[brookie @bippidib00]

stop calling abdul el-sayed "mean mamdani." they're two completely different politicians with differing agendas and you only group them together because theyre muslim. not to mention they come from drastically different ethnic backgrounds

[brookie @bippidib00]

we're all connected by fries

[brookie @bippidib00]

why is $130 the new $100

[brookie @bippidib00]

am i the only one who's never seen someone wear a MAGA hat irl??

[brookie @bippidib00]

@loaderlemon mint 😩

[brookie @bippidib00]

i would eat my vape if i could

[brookie @bippidib00]

yeaaa i got a lil body ody or whateverr

[brookie @bippidib00]

men with good fine motor skills scare me ngl

[brookie @bippidib00]

@NYCMayor in over his head

[brookie @bippidib00]

@maybellinaa "you think so?"